Reviews

Uncharted 2: Among Thieves Review

Two words: Must Play. It's a steal at 60 dollars. It’s been a fabulous year for Sony. Killzone 2 and InFamous were huge exclusive releases for...

Ursa Major

Lock up your lesbian daughters...3EB is back in town. If you told me a year ago I would be writing a review of Third Eye Blind’s fourth album, I would...

Alive 4 Ever Review: A Decapitatingly Great Time

Left 4 Dead just got miniturized. Alive 4 Ever is one of several dual (virtual) control stick, top-down shooters in the App Store. The success of titles...

Samurai: Way of the Warrior is a Couple Slices Short of Amazing

Mad Finger Games describe their first iPhone offering, Samurai: Way of the Warrior, as a hack and slash title. The term originates from analog rpgs like...

In Pursuit Of Loath Nolder: The Darkness Within Review

The Darkness Within. More sinister than constipation. **WARNING. MILD SPOILERS AHEAD.** The last time a game gave me nightmares, I was 14 years old. I...

Scratches Review

That lamp doesn't work...trust me. I love getting the shit scared out of me. Urine and fecal matter on my draw’s are always a pain to scrub off,...

The Shivah Review

More busted glass than a Jewish wedding. Shalom, friends! You know, one of the many things I love about independent games, regardless of their genre, is...

Slugger for the iPhone: A Freakin’ Homerun

I make it rain like a nimbostratus cloud. Once upon a time I was baseball fanatic. Hailing from the hilly terain of beautiful San Francisco I inhaled the...